Sex is the biggest nothing of all time
Opposite sex is the bait on the fishhook tied to the line of evil tendencies for persons who are like fish in the pond of birth, wading in the mud of the mind. (Yogavasistha 1.21.11, 12, 18, 20)
"They say that death is the only thing you cannot escape but in today's world you'd have to try very hard to escape from the influence of sex." ~Gail Hawkes
You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married ... and wish you were dead. – W.W. Renwick
Another’s wife is a white swan, and ours is bitter wormwood. – Russian proverb
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard
A man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. – Jackie Mason
‘Make love, not war.’ Hell, do both, get married!
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen
The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breastplate open.
Her side of the story: He was in an odd mood Monday night when we met at a bar for a drink. I’d spent the afternoon shopping and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn’t say anything much about it. The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. But at the restaurant he was still acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him if it was me, and he said ‘no’. But I wasn’t really sure. So anyway, on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn’t know what the hell that meant because he didn’t say it back or anything. I wondered if he was going to leave me! At home I tried to get him to talk but he just got another beer and switched on the television. Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed. After about ten minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I wanted to confront him. Instead I cried myself to sleep. I just don’t know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he’s seeing someone else.
His side of the story: Lakers lost. Got laid though.
"I’d rather live on my own than live with a face that looks at me with the wrong eyes."
“In a context of mandatory sexual consumption, in an era of obligatory orgasm, where pressure is put upon all women today not merely to be genitally sexually active, but if possible to be so with men, it is a revolutionary ideal to suggest that women might celebrate celibacy as a genuine sexual freedom, that they might see it as one of their ‘rights’ to be chosen and enjoyed without justification or guilt.”—Sally Cline, from Women, Passion & Celibacy
"I made a vow to God [in 2010], after so many letdowns and the relationship with my ex, I knew I really didn’t want to continue making the same mistakes anymore. Women nowadays, we connect physically too soon without actually getting to know the person. If you don’t actually give this person your body and then they let you down, there really isn’t a great disappointment; not like it would be if you have already connected physically. I started going on that journey, and I thought to myself, you know what, the next man that I give my body to will be the man that God brought into my life." ~ Jessica White (A supermodel)