Lust - Our old friend
*knock knock knock* "Guess who's here!"
"No, go away!"
"Let me in, *knock knock* I'm not going!"
"No, I'm not letting you in!
Bolt the door! Put the wooden beam in front!"
And then next moment,
*knock knock* on the window.
"No, go away! I don't wanna see you! No, no, no! Hare Krsna Hare Krsna Krsna Krsna, leave me alone!"
*ding dong ding dong* It's at the back door!
"Who's at the back door?"
And as soon as you just open your window a little bit for fresh air;
*whoosh* "Here I am, your good friend!"
"Leave me alone! I don't want to!"
"Come on, don't be so rough with me.. We've had many a good times together."
"Okay, well yeah.."
"We did, remember? Here, *whoosh* a memory!"
"Heh heh, it wasn't bad."
And then lust says, "See? See!"
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam replied that he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said he was going to give him a companion – a woman. ‘This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever needed.’Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’
‘An arm and a leg,’ replied God.
‘Well,’ hesitated Adam, ‘what could I get for just a rib?’